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Monthly Archives: December 2011
New Year’s Eve 2011
Hey. So I left rehab yesterday, and I overall had a really wonderful experience there. I love the friends I made, they are all amazing, special people and I miss them already. I wish I had time to say a … Continue reading
Posted in Fumbling Towards Ecstacy, Rehab
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Home
I’m home! And I have a new coat. And I’m HOME! Did I mention I’m home?!!! So much to tell you. Sooooo happy. xxxooo- h
Posted in Fumbling Towards Ecstacy
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Woman, World
Today we went on a spectacular nature hike in Malibu. I’ve lost at least three pounds since I’ve been in rehab for two and a half weeks, so far. Believe me, this is the first time I’ve ever lost any … Continue reading
Posted in Fumbling Towards Ecstacy, Rehab
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Lucky
Text from my husband this morning: “Bex woke up and asked if we were seeing Mommy today. I told him we were and he smiled. He loves you and so do I. Fight.” I’m so lucky. xo- h
Posted in Fumbling Towards Ecstacy, Rehab
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Mr. Happyballs Visits Rehab
Hidee ho children! Mr. Happyballs the Clown here. I’ve come to visit my mistress Heidi in this godforsaken place she calls “rehab.” They don’t even have liquor here! *shudder* WTF??? Here are my first impressions of this dry joint: 1.) … Continue reading
Posted in A Giggle, Mr. Happyballs the Clown, Rehab
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Sunrise, Sunset
When I was growing up, I remember hearing that sunset people were pessimists, while sunrise people are optimists. I’m not sure about that, but I considered myself a sunset person for a long time… Now I think I’m both. I … Continue reading
Christmas 2011
This is the day that the Lord hath made, indeed. Last night I was lonely, but tonight I just feel grateful. I’m so happy to be able to share these pictures, my day, with you.
Posted in Family, Holiday-rrific!
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