Monthly Archives: January 2012

Red Shoe Diary

Remember back at Thanksgiving when I posted a photo of a family friend’s red sparkly shoes? I coveted them and I had to have them. I don’t think I told you in all the drunken fuss, but I actually tracked … Continue reading

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Hang in There, Baby!

This image of a kitten precariously hanging from a tree branch, about to fall, was iconic in the 1970′s. It graced the wall of my classroom when I was in elementary school and had a big effect on me. All … Continue reading

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Pimp My Vagina!

Just when we thought we were out, they pull our p*ssies back in! Now that I have my first full Brazilian bikini wax, I am moving forward into looking up vajazzling options for Valentine’s Day. I am doing this for … Continue reading

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Brazilian Wax- First Time!

Imagine a kitten in a choir. Yes, my pussy is singing! This may be way more personal information then some people want to know about me. If so, look away from this sordid and smutty little tale. So I went … Continue reading

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Brazilian Bikini Wax Booked!

I just scheduled my first Brazilian bikini wax for today at 3pm. AHHHH!!! Alert the media. Full report to come. xo- ~ Heidi

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Muddy Then Clean

Yesterday my adorable little 4 year old angel Bex was watching videos on YouTube. He usually watches Thomas the Train or commercials for toys he wants (he finds them!) or dinosaurs. I was across the office on my computer and … Continue reading

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Adorable Owls

I love owls! I think the little one might be my Spirit Animal. X- hf

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