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Monthly Archives: April 2012
Lexapro Withdrawal Symptoms- Nightmare!
Oh crap you guys, the Lexapro withdrawal symptoms are really kicking in bad. I cut down the dosage for three weeks, and now I’ve been completely off it for one week. The last three days or so I’ve had … Continue reading
Posted in Fumbling Towards Ecstacy, My Dark Places, Scary
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Red Dress Note
Hey, popping in quickly because we’re driving up to my Mother in Law’s for the day (Linda). I mailed the 3 magic red dresses yesterday, U.S. Priority Mail with delivery confirmation- yay! Ladies, they are in Coach covers (the light … Continue reading
Rob Delaney’s Stalker
I’m good at stalking, I could be a professional at it. I stalked Joel Stein of Time Magazine and now we have dinner every Tuesday. With Jesus. In my mind. (Joel is Jewish and that’s why he knows Jesus. Kidding, … Continue reading
Posted in A Giggle, Fumbling Towards Ecstacy, Mommy Mistake, Pop Culture
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The Traveling Red Dress Revolution!
I can’t tell you how much fun I had shopping for beautiful red dresses for incredible, … Continue reading
New Scoliosis Brace!
My baby in his COOL NEW BRACE! Zebra print with a panda and Thomas the Train on it. He picked it all out himself. We’re off to the airport so see ya back in L.A.! XOXO- ~ Heidi
Posted in Bexon, Mommyhood, Scoliosis
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Red Dress Email
Hi guys, when you read this email I received this week, I know you will see what I see, an amazing woman with the soul and spirit of a courageous fighter. Her own words put it better than I ever … Continue reading
I Put a Picture of My Boobs on Twitter
If this blog is the real me (it is) Twitter is my bad girl, raunchy, lying twin. Think Chelsea Handler kinda humor. I just got the joke recently that Twitter is best used for comedy and lies, just because it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Mommy Mistake
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