Well, they DO tell you to wrap up your baby in a soft blanket, snug like a baby burrito. It’s supposed to help keep them calm. Just don’t add hot sauce.
I’m having too much fun with Halloween costumes this year…
Seriously, look at this little Flying Monkey from The Wizard of Oz.
He’s not “great and terrible” at all.
It’s as if you crossed a flying monkey with one of the Munchkins.
Or if two of the Munchkins had a baby and then it was kidnapped by the Flying Monkeys and they dressed it up in a little red Fez hat.
Like the Shriners wear.
And then his tail fell off.
At least, I think that’s a tail hanging from his foot with a strap.
Never mind, let’s move on…
This Coppertone ad is so old now, I wonder what year it came out? For you young-uns, it was for Coppertone Suntan lotion and it was a very famous, iconic image, originally from 1953- lonnng before I was born me-self.
Such a clever costume of the Coppertone Girl. This next one is a yummy Babe, meaning like from the movie Babe about the cute piggie…
I die for these little crocheted costumes. I die. Oink oink.
“Everyone get out of the water!”
Someone play the theme from Jaws…
DA DA…DA DA…
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Now, just wait for this next one.
I’ll give you a clue. She’s feisty.
“Thank you for being a friend… (sing it)…
Travelled down the road and back again...”
Sophia from The Golden Girls.
Hee hee hee hee. The Golden Girls taught me that cheesecake doesn’t show up on your thighs until two or three days after you eat it.
But I love those crazy bitches, anyway.