Funny Jokes for Little Kids

Angry Birds boy

Bex with an Angry Bird on his head.

My little boy Bexon, age 5, is silly and loves jokes, but most of the clean kid jokes I know are still over his head at this age. I asked for help on the Girl to Mom Facebook page and some really funny ones came in!

It got me interested to do a little more research and here are the 25:

Best Jokes for Little Kids

1.) How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it. (Thanks to Caramel L. for this one.)

2.) Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the moo-vies!

3.) What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?

Winnie the pee-yoo!

4.) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

…because 7-8-9.

5.) What did one angel say to the other angel?


6.) Knock knock! Who’s there?

Peas. Peas who?

Peas open the door and let me in.

7.) Knock knock! Who’s there?

Jimmy. Jimmy who?

Jimmy a little kiss!

8.) Knock knock! Who’s there?

Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we’re cold out here!

9.) What do you call cheese that’s somebody else’s cheese?

Nacho cheese!

10.) What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?

You’re a fungi! (Fun guy)

11.) Which flower talks the most?

Tulips, because they have two lips!

12.) Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?


13.) Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

He was trying to find “Pooh.” (Thanks to Jennie M. for this one.)

14.) What did the big tomato say to the slow little tomato walking down the road?

Ketchup! (Thanks to Robin W. for this one.)

15.) What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

16.) Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel.

17.) A snail painted an S on the top of his car so people would say “Look at that S car go!”

(escargot- Thanks to Dorene S. for this one.)

18.) Knock knock! Who’s there?

Interrupting cow. Interrupti–?


19.) What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

20.) A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?

His horse’s name is Friday!

21.) Knock knock! Who’s there?

Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

22.) Knock knock! Who’s there?

Ash. Ash who?

That’s your second sneeze, do you have a cold?

23.) What bean do kids like the best?

The jellybean!

24.) Knock knock! Who’s there?

Eatmap. Eatmap who?

Ewwww, gross! (Thanks to Connie D.M.V. for this one- kids love gross!)

25.) Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can Neverland.

Thanks to everyone who submitted a kid’s joke, I love grown up jokes and was surprised at how these all make me smile, I can’t wait to tell them to Bex.

If you have another one, please leave it in the comments. :-) Or you can add it on the Facebook page- there’s nothing better than sharing a sweet laugh with a kid.


~ Heidi

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11 Responses to Funny Jokes for Little Kids

  1. Jane says:

    Love it!

    Knock Knock! Who’s there?
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock! Who’s there?
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock! Who’s there?
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?? ;)

  2. marrymeknot says:

    I love these.
    My favorite Christmas joke:
    What was Frosty doing in the produce section?
    Picking his nose!

    For some reason this takes a little while for people to get…

  3. What did the bug say when he ran into the screen door?

    I won’t have the guts to do THAT again!


  4. Jewel says:

    What did the gym coach tell the hamburger?
    Work those buns.

  5. Anna :) says:

    yea !!!!! luv them lol

  6. violino says:

    is it polite to eat sossages with your fingers?
    no, they should be eaten seperately. ;)

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