Just go poop.
If you feel bad, try some potty time. Sing The Potty Song Mrs. Clark, you can do it!
I relate to this kid. Yesterday I may have tooted around a baby and the mom kept smelling her baby’s butt to see if she was the culprit of the smell. The baby probably wrote this letter last night. 
xxoo- hf
Haha! I love the poop one. I have a friend who is not at all regular. We went on vacation together and she’d get so mad every time I went. I started changing around our favorite songs to include things about how good I felt ’cause I could poop. We’re very mature.
We were both very gassy on the trip too. Nervous tummies from travelling. We probably owe at least 15 people in New Orleans a note about why we ran away. But it WAS us that tooted.
http://sporkgasm.blogspot.com/
Hee hee, toots are always funny. Unless they’re yours and you can’t escape people knowing, especially in a professional situation. I have a FRIEND who tooted alone in an elevator after a job interview and the boss came in just as the elevator was closing, saying hold the door!
Oh hell, I’m laughing so hard right now! It’s a running joke in our family about pooping and feeling better. That’s the first thing my sisters and I tell our kids if they don’t feel good “Go poop” they say they don’t have to, we tell them to try anyway. They hate it. Last week my daughter came home from work mortified because one of the guys at work said he didn’t feel good and she automatically told him to go poop! I can’t wait to show her this.
http://www.thebubblebathqueen.com
Carol,
I’m seriously laughing out loud. That’s hilarious!