Wow. Just wow. Someone please call Child Protective Services, ‘kay?
If you ask me, these are some of the most inappropriate Halloween costumes EVER!
Dear Whiskey Dad: the 1950′s called, they want your horribly outdated parenting skills back.
If they had used a condom, they wouldn’t have this cute kid. ‘Nuff said.
Now how about a little GTL (gym, tan, laundry)…?
I think this is supposed to be Snooki and J Woww and if so, this is a Situation that is totally inappropriate. Har. Snort.
Yikes. This is supposed to be roadkill, with tire marks and entrails coming out, yuck.
Remember when kid’s pumpkin costumes were big and round and LOOKED LIKE A PUMPKIN?
Stripper wig? Go go boots? Off the shoulder super short mini skirted dress? Flirty pose?
WTF? We don’t want to see any stripper babies, Hooters children or harem girls, either. Stop it, costume companies and parents who be trippin’, just stop it.