Inappropriate Kids Costumes

 

inappropriate kids costume

Mary J wanna baby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow. Just wow. Someone please call Child Protective Services, ‘kay?

If you ask me, these are some of the most inappropriate Halloween costumes EVER!

inappropriate kids costume

Dad fail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Whiskey Dad: the 1950′s called, they want your horribly outdated parenting skills back.

inappropriate kids costume

Seriously?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If they had used a condom, they wouldn’t have this cute kid. ‘Nuff said.

Now how about a little GTL (gym, tan, laundry)…?

inappropriate kids costume

Jersey Shore Kids

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think this is supposed to be Snooki and J Woww and if so, this is a Situation that is totally inappropriate. Har. Snort.

inappropriate kids costume

Roadkill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yikes. This is supposed to be roadkill, with tire marks and entrails coming out, yuck.

inappropriate kids costumes

Way too grown up pumpkin.

Remember when kid’s pumpkin costumes were big and round and LOOKED LIKE A PUMPKIN?

Stripper wig? Go go boots?  Off the shoulder super short mini skirted dress? Flirty pose?

WTF? We don’t want to see any stripper babies, Hooters children or harem girls, either. Stop it, costume companies and parents who be trippin’, just stop it.

xxoo- hf

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6 Responses to Inappropriate Kids Costumes

  1. monica says:

    the jersey shore kids? i just vomited a little in my mouth.

    http://monica-adayinthelife.blogspot.com/

  2. Melanie says:

    I actually laughed at the Jersey Shore kids. I saw some kids as Jesse and Walt from Breaking Bad and loved it, even though that is pretty much the inappropriate costume for a child ever. I also saw a little Don Draper. I think it was on a site called, “Kids costumes that the kids have no idea who they are” or something like that. The pumpkin one looks like a hooker. That to me is no bueno.

    http://sporkgasm.blogspot.com/

  3. C.V. says:

    This. Is. Just. Awesome.
    Thanks!

    http://thecubicleviews.com

  4. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    On the other hand, if the condom hadn’t had a hole in it, they couldn’t have used it as a costume for their kid?

    ;-)

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