You guys, if she doesn’t sign my boobs I may seriously cry. Do you think she will? Is it allowed at a book signing? Illegal? Help!!!
I’m gonna have a panic attack. I don’t want to offend her. She would never be offended by that though, she is the coolest! She suggested it! It would only be if somebody working the event was against it. I could get thrown out. Arrested? Banned! ACK!
Pray for me. I’ll be wearing a red dress and my slutty Superfan shame.