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Category Archives: Bossy Advice
Inappropriate Lyrics On The Radio “Boyz-n-the-Hood”
Listen man, I’m just about the last person to get offended, I like sex jokes and funny raunchy humor, etc., I don’t even mind the see you next Tuesday word, depending on the usage. Don’t read my Twitter account if … Continue reading
The Onion is a “C” Word
You probably heard about satirical publication The Onion posting an offensive and vulgar tweet on their Twitter account of 4+ million followers about precious 9-year-old actress and Oscar nominee Quvenzhané Wallis that called her the “C” word. As a mother … Continue reading
Posted in Bossy Advice, Not Cool, Pop Culture
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Cyber Sexting
There’s a new Twitter app in the Apple Store called Vine that allows users to upload and post six second looping videos on Twitter. Naturally, it’s already being used for, we’ll call it “Porm.” (I don’t want to repeatedly use … Continue reading
Posted in Bossy Advice, Sex, Technology
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Your Vagina is Perfect
I just watched a very good documentary called “Sexy Baby” about how the Internet, pop culture and people’s easy access to porn is affecting women’s lives, including young girls and how they think and feel about themselves. Okay, so one … Continue reading
Posted in Bossy Advice, Pop Culture, Scary
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Flirting Tips For Women
This morning I was internet searching something else and I came up with a website article from Marie Claire magazine on Flirting Tips for Women that had me busting a gut laughing. I’d love to know what you think about … Continue reading
Posted in A Giggle, Bossy Advice, Fumbling Towards Ecstacy
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Barbie Fashionistas Fail
Oh, Barbie girl. You know I love you. We go way back… I’m over that time in my early 20′s when I thought you betrayed my new found feminism with your impossible body proportions, I’m over that. Now I’m all … Continue reading
Posted in A Giggle, Bossy Advice, Pop Culture
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How to Talk to Women- A Handy Guide For Men
Men! We love you, you help us open jars, but we still can’t understand how you keep needing to try to “fix” everything. Sometimes we don’t need you to fix it. We don’t even want your advice, unless we ask … Continue reading
Posted in Bossy Advice
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