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Category Archives: Pop Culture
Fast Food Confessions
Just in time for bikini season, I’ve found myself eating more fast food than usual. I can always count on my self destructive streak to come through for me. Normally I try to avoid fast food, except like on a … Continue reading
Posted in Girl to Mom Eats!, Pop Culture, Shame Attack
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Bacon Flavored Condoms
We’re only on the second day of the month and people have been searching my blog for bacon flavored edible underwear. It’s never a dull moment around here, I tell ya! I can’t help you there, I don’t know if … Continue reading
Posted in A Giggle, Pop Culture, Sex
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Inappropriate Lyrics On The Radio “Boyz-n-the-Hood”
Listen man, I’m just about the last person to get offended, I like sex jokes and funny raunchy humor, etc., I don’t even mind the see you next Tuesday word, depending on the usage. Don’t read my Twitter account if … Continue reading
Double Rainbow Oz
On Friday after leaving Bex’s cute karate class, we saw the most amazing rainbow I think I’ve ever seen in my lifetime- a double rainbow arching all the way across the L.A. sky. I wish this photo did it justice, … Continue reading
The Onion is a “C” Word
You probably heard about satirical publication The Onion posting an offensive and vulgar tweet on their Twitter account of 4+ million followers about precious 9-year-old actress and Oscar nominee Quvenzhané Wallis that called her the “C” word. As a mother … Continue reading
Posted in Bossy Advice, Not Cool, Pop Culture
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Stream of Conciousness- A List
Hey. I’m just gonna write a little about what’s on my mind today…it will be weird! I’m a little spacey, I’ve been sick with the flu on and off … Continue reading
Posted in Fumbling Towards Ecstacy, Pop Culture, RIP
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New Lay’s Chips- Taste Test
I’m taste testing the new Lay’s Potato chip flavors of Chicken & Waffles, Cheesy Garlic Bread and Sriracha hot sauce so you don’t have to! First let me say that this is NOT a paid advert or a sponsored post, … Continue reading