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Category Archives: Scary
I Almost Got Killed Over Baby Wipes and Splenda
This has been an eventful week. Take, for instance, the simple errand I ran on Wednesday. I needed to get some sensitive skin baby wipes (even though my son isn’t a baby, we still use them for wiping his face … Continue reading
Posted in Crazy Story, Mommy Mistake, Scary
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Silica Gel Packets Ingested By Child!
What do you do if your child eats silica gel? I walked into the room to find my five year old boy Bex playing with some of those silica gel packet beads on his tongue while he played on the … Continue reading
Posted in Health is Wealth, Mommyhood, Parenthood, Scary
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Run On- The Boston Marathon and Hope
This is from my heart, in the wake of the tragic bombing yesterday at The Boston Marathon. It’s unfathomable to me that an eight year old boy was killed. I think you know me well enough to know that I … Continue reading
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Gynecologist Hidden Camera
Hey, it’s trending in the news today that a gynecologist at a Johns Hopkins Hospital was accused of wearing a camera hidden inside of a pen around his neck to secretly film videos of his patients. ACK! Like we women … Continue reading
Posted in Bod Maintenance, In the News, Scary, TMI?
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Husband in Ambulance!
Last night I had to call 911 for my husband. ACK! We had taken Bex to the park to play and my biggest concern had been how a mother of three kept leaving her baby near us in a stroller … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Health is Wealth, Mommyhood, Scary
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Your Vagina is Perfect
I just watched a very good documentary called “Sexy Baby” about how the Internet, pop culture and people’s easy access to porn is affecting women’s lives, including young girls and how they think and feel about themselves. Okay, so one … Continue reading
Posted in Bossy Advice, Pop Culture, Scary
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