You probably know that I’m in love with Jenny the Bloggess and obsessed with her Giant Metal Chicken, Beyonce.
And that I recently went to Ross to shop after many years. Well, believe in MEANT TO BE, because what I didn’t tell you was that the first time I went there, I almost bought this beautiful metal chicken.
But I wasn’t sure if it was too crazy. Like, where would I put it? In an earthquake, it could fly across the room and become a weapon. Probably kill me. THIS CHICKEN WILL CUT YOU!
So I went home without my chicken. And the world was sad. 
Then I went back the next day to show my husband the luggage on sale there, and I went to look for my chicken. SHE WAS GONE!!!
Probably taken by another Bloggess fan, I figured. A smarter one than me. *Sigh*
Then today, I went back again to exchange something and LO AND BEHOLD, MY CHICKEN WAS BACK!
We ran through the aisles together in each other’s arms.
Harps played. Angels wept.
Now we have the fun task of naming her! Or…him. See, Beyonce is technically a rooster with a female name. So I think we have some wiggle room either way.
Here’s what I have so far:
1.) Blue Ivy Carter
2.) Rico The Rooster
3.) Reyaldo the Rooster
4.) Zipper the Chicken (Bexon’s name)
5) Cock-a-Doodle-Dude (The Dude for short)
6.) Jay Z
7.) Charo Chicken
8.) Chicken Fried Hope
What do ya think? I LOVE CHICKEN!
xxxxxxx- h
I am pretty sure you have to go with Jay Z or giant Beyonce chicken will get in the Tardis and come see you and make you pay. (Technically, if it’s her boyfriend it has to be a rooster, or Beyonce is in to the lady love, which is totally fine if she is).
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I must say that is quite LOVELY CHICKEN and cock-a-doodle dude is a great name for your big tin cock. Now i’m not sure how many dudes follow your blog ..but i have for a few months now . . its all about the sober chick thing.But lets get back to the cock doodleing . . something else you might like to know is that your husband may get jealous of another chicken around the house . . one that might get out of hand and need to be choked.I say this because he may feel it is his duty to choke the chicken when so inclined. . I dunno maybe not, you can check with him on that one. Cheers ( O & Hell Yeah ..30 days..way to go princess. )
Mr. Cock
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So pleased you went back for him/her! Probably find Bloggess has started something and that shop is now stocking metal chickens ….
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I say name him/ her Rupaul.
I definitely dig Zipper the Chicken. Well done Mr. Bex!
Jay-Z. Duh
(but I really like the dude)
I am going to Ross today at lunch.
I guess metal chickens are running rampant these days. teehee
I bought one this weekend at this cute shop in a hole-in-the-wall-town
Now she needs a boyfriend. (because the real roosters in our yard are too freaked out by her to go near!)
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HAH! I vote for Jay-Z
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Jay-z
You’re not ready for this JellyBird!
Oh and I LOVE VeryStrangeBird’s “MR. COCK”. So suitable!