Name My Ladygarden!

Heidi FerrerHey friend! I’m holding a contest to see who can come up with a name for my err…Ladygarden. Ladyflower.

The Gift of the Vagi.

If you will.

I’ve only put a few names on my veto list so far (ok, 20):

I won’t call her:

1.) Gertrude Stein

2.) Maya Angelou or Oprah

3.) Soupy Sales

4.) Rip Torn. (It’s not “rip torn” anyway, I had a C-section 4+ years ago. You’re welcome to whoever has sex with me in the next 50 years.) Hugs, indeed.

5.) Slutskya

6.) The Dread Pirate Roberts

7.) Samuel L. Jackson

8.) Manfred

9.) Bunnicula

10.) Sasquatch

11.) Mc Lovin’

12.) His Girl Friday

13.) Whiskers the Kitten

14.) Cindy Snowball

15.) Twitchy lil’ Friend

16.) Rum Tum Tigger

17.) Monkey Heaven

18.) Dazzleberry Pie

19.) Sugarland

20.) Or…My Little Pony

Are we good on those as a “no”?

There’s not really a prize, except a sense of personal pride and accomplishment. Fighting that sneaky bastard low self esteem? Need something to add to your resume? Name my vagina!

(Oh, and I’ll give you a shout out and link up in the Worldwide announcement post.)

My hoo-ha is waiting patiently. See, she’s not Slutskya. She’s not Rush-in‘.

Pink RoseXOXO-

~ Heidi

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20 Responses to Name My Ladygarden!

  1. Charity says:

    Also, I’m still laughing at my own wit.

  2. Meg says:

    Cave of Wonders….but then that makes the disney movie aladdin a little dirty lol

  3. Taren says:

    You ruled out all the good names :) what about wonderland? Your body is a wonderland…etc

  4. Dani says:

    Mr. Bigglesworth (the hairless pussy in Austin Powers…. bwaaaahahahahaaaa)

    Turner and Cootch


    Lady Gaga

    Pussy Galore

  5. TeamSuzanne says:

    I love Lady Marmalade! We call ‘em hoo-hoos in our house. So, I suggest you have a hoo-hoo!

  6. Becca says:

    Name it Christmas, because it’s a gift. Plus it’ll give all those holiday songs a fun new twist.

  7. Deedo says:

    I know, I know…I am jumping into this one very late. I am behind in my reading. I can no longer remember where or when my husband and I heard this one but we still laugh over it:
    1)Valley of the Golden No-No

    And if you’ve ever watched “Role Models” …
    2)Whispering Eye

    Who doesn’t see the old-timey charm?

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