Hey friend! I’m holding a contest to see who can come up with a name for my err…Ladygarden. Ladyflower.
The Gift of the Vagi.
If you will.
I’ve only put a few names on my veto list so far (ok, 20):
I won’t call her:
1.) Gertrude Stein
2.) Maya Angelou or Oprah
3.) Soupy Sales
4.) Rip Torn. (It’s not “rip torn” anyway, I had a C-section 4+ years ago. You’re welcome to whoever has sex with me in the next 50 years.) Hugs, indeed.
5.) Slutskya
6.) The Dread Pirate Roberts
7.) Samuel L. Jackson
8.) Manfred
9.) Bunnicula
10.) Sasquatch
11.) Mc Lovin’
12.) His Girl Friday
13.) Whiskers the Kitten
14.) Cindy Snowball
15.) Twitchy lil’ Friend
16.) Rum Tum Tigger
17.) Monkey Heaven
18.) Dazzleberry Pie
19.) Sugarland
20.) Or…My Little Pony
Are we good on those as a “no”?
There’s not really a prize, except a sense of personal pride and accomplishment. Fighting that sneaky bastard low self esteem? Need something to add to your resume? Name my vagina!
(Oh, and I’ll give you a shout out and link up in the Worldwide announcement post.)
My hoo-ha is waiting patiently. See, she’s not Slutskya. She’s not Rush-in‘.
XOXO-
~ Heidi
Mrs. Gash
http://www.charitywoosely.com
Too crude for me, but I appreciate that she adds spice without added salt!
Also, I’m still laughing at my own wit.
http://www.charitywoosely.com
Cave of Wonders….but then that makes the disney movie aladdin a little dirty lol
Maybe The Wonder Cave!
Lady Marmalade
http://www.thebrightyellowballoon.blogspot.com
Do I have to smear any on there? Hee…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_T1HPxfRUY
That’s the song I was referencing. You have to be really old to remember it. Sorry, I wasn’t thinkin’….
http://www.thebrightyellowballoon.blogspot.com
Isn’t that the one Pink, etc. did a cover of? I like that song.
Uh….old person here? Who’s Pink? *going to google a pink person now…*
http://www.thebrightyellowballoon.blogspot.com
There was a song done by Pink, Christina Aguilera and Maya…I think it was a cover/tribute to the original.
You ruled out all the good names
what about wonderland? Your body is a wonderland…etc
http://www.junecleavermom.blogspot.com
Mr. Bigglesworth (the hairless pussy in Austin Powers…. bwaaaahahahahaaaa)
Turner and Cootch
Petunia
Lady Gaga
Pussy Galore
http://www.deathbycupcakes01.blogspot.com
I love Lady Marmalade! We call ‘em hoo-hoos in our house. So, I suggest you have a hoo-hoo!
http://www.team-suzanne.blogspot.com
Is a hoo hoo anything like a Ho Ho or a Ding Dong?
Name it Christmas, because it’s a gift. Plus it’ll give all those holiday songs a fun new twist.
Ha ha ha ha- so funny! You’re right, it’s my gift to the world.
I know, I know…I am jumping into this one very late. I am behind in my reading. I can no longer remember where or when my husband and I heard this one but we still laugh over it:
1)Valley of the Golden No-No
And if you’ve ever watched “Role Models” …
2)Whispering Eye
Who doesn’t see the old-timey charm?
These are great.
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