I’m showing you this creepy-but-cute doll, Cleo De Nile and her weird cat thing with no arms or ears, which I kind of desperately want to own, before I show you what may be the most disturbing, scary child’s Halloween costume EVER.
Don’t click here if you are easily disturbed…
This is for a four year old.
I mean. REALLY. Seriously?
And wait for it…

Crypt Walker: Squeeze Heart Pump to Make Organs Pulsate.
As a Mother of a four year old boy, no. Just…NO.
What are we trying to create, little mass murderers?
*shudder*
Have you seen worse?
xo- hf




Thats pretty bad!! Notice how the boy is smiling? They probably didn’t show him what he looked liked. Otherwise he would have screamed.
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I just was in the store this morning and I squeezed the hand pump on this costume- it made the intestines/exposed organs go up and down. Gross!
I kinda sorta want the doll and the kitty really bad.
Meanwhile, as to the costume?
No.
Whatever happened to Ninja Turtles and Batman for Halloween for little boys? Or whatever is the super hero du jour?
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I know, I want that weird cat octopus hybrid! Or…I guess octopi have a lot of arms. Err…cat snake? I want it. In me belly. I mean, in me arms.
Fat little Pumpkins with leaves pinned to their hair….*sigh*…..I miss those….(I feel like that sentence should have been preceded by “Back in my day”) Oy…
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Ooooo! (shudder) that little blue guy in the first pic kinda reminds me of the rusty spoon character (please tell me someone knows what I’m talking about)
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I TOTALLY know the “character” you are talking about – my kids are mesmerized by him…er…it!
I just remembered….the character’s name is ‘salad fingers’ but it his voice that COMPLETELY freaks me out – ughhh!