What do you get a man for Valentine’s Day? Maybe his favorite food shaped like roses?
These bacon roses would be good if your guy is a bacon lover. Not if he’s Jewish or Muslim or a vegetarian, of course. I’d like them a little better cooked, personally.
I enjoy going into Victoria’s Secret this time of year and seeing all of the slutty/pretty red and pink lingerie they have on display. A fun thing to do is go in the store and ask women if their pimp is making them shop there. Then if they get offended say, “OH! I’m so sorry, you’re not a hooker, you’re a mistress. My bad.”
Victoria’s secret is that she’s a whore! I kid. I kid because I love.
Orgasms are like flowers for men. And the flower is your vagina! Good talk.