What do you get a man for Valentine’s Day? Maybe his favorite food shaped like roses?
These bacon roses would be good if your guy is a bacon lover. Not if he’s Jewish or Muslim or a vegetarian, of course. I’d like them a little better cooked, personally.
I enjoy going into Victoria’s Secret this time of year and seeing all of the slutty/pretty red and pink lingerie they have on display. A fun thing to do is go in the store and ask women if their pimp is making them shop there. Then if they get offended say, “OH! I’m so sorry, you’re not a hooker, you’re a mistress. My bad.”
Victoria’s secret is that she’s a whore! I kid. I kid because I love.
Seriously, though, remember to make your restaurant reservations now if you want to go out and eat fancy on February 14th. Most men forget, so remind them or just do it yourself.
Orgasms are like flowers for men. And the flower is your vagina! Good talk. 
XO- h
I try to make v-day a fun one for the kiddos. But I myself don’t like to celebrate Valentines day. My soon to be hubby is still kinda still worry’s its a test when I protest I don’t want nothing. I rather have him pick a random day out of the year to surprise or just the little things that I don’t expect but love when he does,that makes my day. I don’t want my kiddos to have my thought,so its up to them if they like valentines or not.So I do, do something for them.
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