(I’m 41, but watching reality shows, I feel like my skin looks pretty good against some 23 year olds. What the hell are they doing?)
But here’s the tip: women in their early forties are at their sexual peak! I’ll just say it. We are kinda horny.
Listen, I haven’t been any older, so I can’t speak to that, yet. But there must be something about our eggs running out, it is like, wild.
When you younger girls and ladies get here, get back to me, you’ll find out I am on point. Right now, my husband Nick wants to clone me.
*Gosh, now that I think about it, women in their teens and 20s and 30s and 50s can benefit from my wide range of knowledge and obnoxious opinions, too. Plus, if you are older than 50, the better, BRING IT! Because the sh*t is being BRUNG.*