I’m pretty sure that my pregnancy scare is not all that uncommon for women in their early 40s…
(I’m 41, but watching reality shows, I feel like my skin looks pretty good against some 23 year olds. What the hell are they doing?)
But here’s the tip: women in their early forties are at their sexual peak! I’ll just say it. We are kinda horny.
Listen, I haven’t been any older, so I can’t speak to that, yet. But there must be something about our eggs running out, it is like, wild.
When you younger girls and ladies get here, get back to me, you’ll find out I am on point. Right now, my husband Nick wants to clone me.
*Gosh, now that I think about it, women in their teens and 20s and 30s and 50s can benefit from my wide range of knowledge and obnoxious opinions, too. Plus, if you are older than 50, the better, BRING IT! Because the sh*t is being BRUNG.*
XOXO-
~ Heidi
Oh, holy shit. I have a secret to tell you– I think the horn-factor comes back in stages as the kids get older. Honestly, when they are barfing and shitting on you all the time, no one feels like having sex. However, once they are able to entertain themselves and shit like that, it becomes easier and easier to get back in your groove, so to speak. You start finding the time to actually get the funk out from under your armpits and shit like that.
http://www.charitywoosely.com
You know what works well? Unscented baby wipes under your armpits!
Those of us in our 20′s (or 30′s in my case) and skin problems = alcohol. and waaaaaaaaay too much of it. That being said, I got pretty rad skin. Maybe wine isn’t so bad after all?
http://www.gastronmicalsoveriegnty.blogspot.com
You know what, vodka has preserved my skin. It’s not fair, I know. It’s mostly genetic, and sleep. And a good sunscreen is key.
Being 49 AND A HALF I have to agree about the outtacontrol libido…My Hubs enjoyed those years tremendously and then, sadly, they were over as suddenly as they began. So girls, enjoy those horny years!!!!
http://www.gram-cracker.com/blog/
Thank you! I was all, what is happening???
You mean it gets even better? I am in my early-30s and have been running around thinking I am at the peak and loving it – so excited to hear that it lasts a while. Feel like all that sexual angst in my 20s was a waste of time…
http://www.researchingparis.wordpress.com
Yes, it really does!
Funny shit, Heidi! I too am a Horny Woman. It started about a year ago at age 34. It seems to have gotten worse, but probably because I’m not having sex – at all. haha This is yet another cruel joke the universe is playing on me. I hope my hornyness lasts longer than my dry spell.
It will last, I promise! I’m 41, girl.