I was just a girl with a dream that died.
I loved salted caramel and they robbed me of my lo-vah who I first licked in LAX.
I threatened to kill their plastic bunnies, but they ignored my pleas. I’m not a violent person, I would never have the heart to hurt a plastic bunny. Not even if it cut me.
Well, maybe then. Don’t test me, bunnies.
I folded and tried their new
wh*re seasonal flavor: peanut butter and it’s delicious. But it’s really kinda rich. It’s sweet and salty and peanut-y and I like it with a third of watermelon flavor on the side and I mix it on the spoon.
It sounds weird but they don’t have strawberry yogurt and watermelon is tart and sweet and it tastes like a throwback of PB&J, but better because it doesn’t stick to your dog’s tongue.
I don’t like toppings, I’m a purist. Plus they add calories. Toppings do.
So in conclusion for dieters or those watching calories:
Pinkberry Salted Caramel Yogurt Calories: 120 for half a cup.
CANCELLED! Until God. Knows. When.
Wrenching sob. Stabbing motion.
Pinkberry Watermelon Yogurt: 110 calories for half a cup.
Taste: Tart and sweet. Very good. Light.
Pinkberry Peanut Butter Yogurt: 170 calories for half a cup.
Taste: Sweet and creamy/nutty/salty. Very good and growing on me. (Contains real peanut butter so the calories are a bit higher).
A size medium is 2.3 servings of that one half cup, so my mix is a little less than 400 calories, approx. But you could get a small. I’m Miss More.
(Not an advertisement, the only person who knows me at Pinkberry is my nice girl behind the counter.)
The bunnies are a bunch of…oh, please, you know you can’t trust those slores.