Pinkberry Peanut Butter Yogurt- Review

Pinkberry really cancelled my flavor, dude. Yes, I’m bitter. I’m hurt. I’m angry.

I was just a girl with a dream that died.

I loved salted caramel and they robbed me of my lo-vah who I first licked in LAX.

I threatened to kill their plastic bunnies, but they ignored my pleas. I’m not a violent person, I would never have the heart to hurt a plastic bunny. Not even if it cut me.

Well, maybe then. Don’t test me, bunnies.

I folded and tried their new wh*re seasonal flavor: peanut butter and it’s delicious. But it’s really kinda rich. It’s sweet and salty and peanut-y and I like it with a third of watermelon flavor on the side and I mix it on the spoon.

The watermelon flavor was also seasonal but apparently the watermelon political lobby was stronger than Girl to Mom (at this juncture.)

It sounds weird but they don’t have strawberry yogurt and watermelon is tart and sweet and it tastes like a throwback of PB&J, but better because it doesn’t stick to your dog’s tongue.

I don’t like toppings, I’m a purist. Plus they add calories. Toppings do.

So in conclusion for dieters or those watching calories:

Pinkberry Salted Caramel Yogurt Calories: 120 for half a cup.

Taste: amazing.

CANCELLED! Until God. Knows. When.

Wrenching sob. Stabbing motion.

Pinkberry Watermelon Yogurt: 110 calories for half a cup.

Taste: Tart and sweet. Very good. Light.

Pinkberry Peanut Butter Yogurt: 170 calories for half a cup.

Taste: Sweet and creamy/nutty/salty. Very good and growing on me. (Contains real peanut butter so the calories are a bit higher).

A size medium is 2.3 servings of that one half cup, so my mix is a little less than 400 calories, approx. But you could get a small. I’m Miss More.

(Not an advertisement, the only person who knows me at Pinkberry is my nice girl behind the counter.)

The bunnies are a bunch of…oh, please, you know you can’t trust those slores.

XOXO-

~ Heidi