I swear I am really gonna make this Best Foods chicken parm they keep advertising. I love mayonnaise. I love chicken and cheese.
I’m hungry. It’s probably because I’m With Child.
Next I’m gonna eat a bucket of Country Crock.
(Not an ad- I’m just strange.)
~hf
Read my blog post titled “Grosscondimentaphobia” and you will understand why, on so many levels, your reference to loving mayonnaise made me want to hurl.
On the other hand, I really adore cheese. True story. And unless there’s a Star in the East, I’m pretty sure I’m not With Child.
And now I want nachos…
xoxo
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Sorry about the mayo, I was not gonna really eat the tub of butter, either.
However, I am very suggestible when it comes to food. When I see a lot of ads for something I want to have it in the next 3 days, except a penis. I don’t think a lot of ads in my face for penises would work.
Ads in my face for penises would make me laugh. True story.
Which, if you think about it, is probably not the goal of the penii.
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And don’t tell anyone, but I could probably eat a tub of butter. Sad but true.
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Nah, I think the goal of the penii is to look very serious and dominating. Hahhhhaaaha!
But his “friends” are what does him in. There’s just no way to dress that up.
I’ve always wanted to go into a store and randomly open a tub of Country Crock, lick that little swirly tip thing, and put the lid back on. And, sit there and not laugh about it. Just be all serious and matter of fact. Unfortunately, I can’t do it. I always laugh too hard.
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Lol!