Mr. Happyballs the Clown- Your Magical Friend!
Is your website from The Island of Misfit Toys Blogs?
Do you talk about vaginas and penises way too much, especially your own? (*raises own hand*)
Do you speak through your haunted clown like I do, or via another shabby version of a friend who reflects your desired true personality or low self esteem?
Is your blog just too nerdy, freakish or offensive to have be picked (yet) for any of those big contests on websites owned by THE EFFING MAN???
Then bravo, my friend, bravo. Pat yourself on the back, I feel like we already understand each other.
Bonus points if you’re a transexual and/or a (former?) drug addict or alcoholic. I’m launching this contest from rehab myself right now, my little monkey chickens!
No, I’m not high, just deeply, deeply bitter. And possibly homicidal.
TO ENTER: You can enter your own blog or someone else’s and vote as many times as you want. It does not have to be a Mom Blog, but it can be.
A comment left on this page is a vote. Please include a brief description of what the blog is about and don’t forget the URL -web address- so I can read it. Include a link to your favorite post, if you like.
THE RULES: No porn sites or sites with actual violence, although fake threaten away! Cursing and especially inappropriate humor encouraged.
I'm under your bed right now.
The rules may be changed at any time. The only people voting are me and possibly Mr. Happyballs, but I will take note of the blogs with the most popular votes and choose a top 10 to 25, depending on the number of entries.
What you’ll win: Worldwide Fame and Prestige, possibly. Just enough to kill you.
I will add your link to my site, both on my main blog for the announcement and on this page for months, which should increase your traffic a bit (see site statistics). And I’ll shout your awesomeness and need to be institutionalized from the rooftops.
Voting ends in March, when we crush those insipid, boring blogs. Let’s rock this shit out, bitches, let your freak flag fly.
-hf
i enjoy your blog, keep up the great work!
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I was described as “a beautiful tattooed lady, like the kind you could ogle for a nickle, but her blog is Dark and definitely not for work.” I think that qualifies me as edgy. At least, in my fevered imagination where I’m like a cross between Morticia Adams and Gidget, it does.
xoxo
http://www.deathbycupcakes01.blogspot.com
Oh Oh OH!!! PICK ME!! Puhhleez!!! My blog http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com contains sick & twisted stories to offend and disgust readers and hopefully make them laugh so hard they pee their pants. Sadly, all stories are true and most of them are about various situations I’ve gotten myself into over the years. Unfortunately, I’ve had several run-ins with public defecation including crapping on my host’s front lawn then having her dog roll in it http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com/2011/10/buddy.html. Or the time I *almost* crapped my pants on a first date http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com/2011/09/grapes-of-wrath.html (and instead crapped in my car.) The whole blog doesn’t revolve around crapping. I promise! I even have an entry about my period called Vajapocalypse http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com/2011/09/vajapocalypse.html
Thanks for your consideration!
XO
GF
No porn sites? What?!?!
Lame.
http://www.charitywoosely.com
Ok, So my blog isn’t super trendy, with fancy pictures (I’m working on it) and I don’t have a fancy blog site. I am however getting UBER interested in this stuff, and MAY just want to go global, so here ya go…. ONE vote for me.
Anything is a start right? haha
I started this blog on my journey becoming a mom. a sober one.
http://www.sober_mom.livejournal.com
My daughter has vagina-nuts, my nephews have pecker-nuts, I just drink. Great blog. Cheers. L
http://www.meandmeg.com
my blog, as tagged, documents the joke that is my life. stories about my idiot boyfriend (whom i adore, don’t get me wrong), my two jag dogs, a pussy (other than my own) that resides in our shit house that we rent, and other general bullshit abounds throughout my blog.
i will not apologize if i offend you, because it’s all in good fun.
i express my self in swear words and i love the word “cunt.” so brace yourself.
love GtoM. love.
http://www.mehspace.wordpress.com
p.s. i probably won’t win because 99.9% of my friends are lazy fucks. like me.
Hi! I love the idea of winning Best Edgy Blog just because it’s probably the only award our blog could possibly win. It’s like an Oscar category made just for us! I write our blog, http://www.sandiandlola.com with my BFF Lola. Lola is Canadian and I am a Lesbian. Both words end with “IAN” but they have quite different meanings and it’s important that you don’t mix them up. We have completely different writing styles and I think we would both agree that I am the edgier of the two. I like the word vagina and she cringes when I use it. So I use it a lot. I think our blog has an interesting point of view that comes from two different perspectives, that in itself makes us edgy. Add in the Canadian/Lesbian thing and you get double edgy! We don’t try to freak people out, it just happens naturally. Life is strange and as long as you are paying attention and willing to “go there” and write about it, edgy just happens. Check us out! http://www.sandiandlola.com Thanks for your consideration, Sandi (the lesbian)
Its a must read blog from everything you could imagine.. I recomend to anyone who enjoys a good laugh, cry or just reading enjoyment.
http://sandiandlola.com/?p=494
I am voting for SandiandLola.com. I love these two ladies’ blog. The posts will make you laugh (alot) or make you cry, but they always make you feel like your not alone.
My favorite post is http://sandiandlola.com/?p=881
Hands down, Sandi and Lola should win the Best Edgy Blog Contest!!
Totally a Sandi and Lola vote! You never know what those two are doing! Sometimes serious, sometimes crazy but always a good read!
One of my favorites:
http://sandiandlola.com/?p=593
You can wear high heels, drink wine and love Jesus. I think the title says it all!
http://www.godknowsyourheart.com
My website isn’t uber trendy or nasty language. But it is controversial. It talks about starting a revolution in business. I’m so F*CKING tired of the man ruining our lives with no jobs and opportunities… it’s time for us to take things into our own hands. I’m a single mom with a Business Degree trying to help and encourage others to start their own businesses. I’m not selling ebooks or anything, all the info is free… but if you see an ad you like by all means click. I would like to be in the vote… http://businessrevolutiontoday.com/in-the-beginning/the-power-of-being-an-entrepreneur
Um, I’m a tarot reader, my son has asperger’s, my partner and I are artists… oh, and I have a matchmaking service for pets and their forever families. I curse sometimes, I’m joyful often, but dreaming always. Balancing parenting a child who once licked the walls of every building that we entered with a crazy psychic intuition, which I’m often trying to ignore, and a career running one of the top real estate teams in Portland is, on its best days, a fucking dream… I mean a nightmare… no, a dream. Yeah. That.
I would say that’s edgy, but it’s hard to be edgy in Portland. I’m kind of just normal here.
http://www.verystrangebird.com
Duh. http://www.verystrangebird. That’s me above… the tarot reading mom, with a kid who licks things.
I will throw my blog into the mix.
I am certainly self-loathing, and have even written about my penis.
http://www.youngmanbrown.com/2009/04/easter-rising.html
I’m loving Filing Jointly. It makes me laugh so hard that my kids stare at me strangely and ask what I’m laughing at. But I can’t tell them… so I guess that makes it edgy.
http://www.filing-jointly.com/
http://www.filing-jointly.com/
I think she’s sweet, and weird, and terribly funny. I kind of adore her, I think you’d like her too.
http://www.captaindandelion.blogspot.com
Love http://www.filing-jointly.com/ it is funny and awesome at the same time.
It’s not mine, but I’m throwing in a vote for The Journal I Wish I’d Kept at http://journalnotkept.blogspot.com/2011/09/beginnings.html
This was a child sold, not once, but twice. Liberace, mood disorder, shoe-loving. Includes a photo of the creepiest clown costume ever.
Whew.
Mine is bipolar with a bit of schizophrenia thrown in. I think it’s genetic. Anyway, I love reading your posts and I wish you good luck on your road to recovery. Keep postin!! Life would be a bit suckish if you stop.
http://www.mommy-fancypants.blogspot.com
http://mommy-fancypants.blogspot.com/ is me. . . I forgot to mention that.
FILING JOINTLY <3333 especially this post http://www.filing-jointly.com/2012/01/if-any-of-you-were-under-impression.html
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Ok, so I LOVE my blog, but that’s just cause I want to win
But I also love The Weed (JoshWeed.com) he’s great! And of course the Bloggess…but she has too much internet power, someday her taxidermy monkeys will probably take over the internet and we won’t even know what’s happed to us (or Nathan Fillion). And last (but NOT least). There’s this one AWESOME blogger named Heidi…she’s my idol! you should check her out on girltomom.com 
http://www.junecleavermom.blogspot.com
I like to think I’m edgy. By edgy, I’m totally using the definition “1. nervous, irritable, tense, or anxious”, as well as “3. innovative, or at the cutting edge, with the concomitant qualities of intensity and excitement”. That’s because I live with daily anxiety issues, along with a nice dose of hypochondria (not to be confused with necrophilia, as I have accidentally done in a few conversations. That gets you a few fantastic looks from people.) I live in a old-ass mini home in the Middle-of-Nowhere, Canada, that sometime gets invaded (http://crazywithasideofvanilla.blogspot.ca/2011/12/hows-this-for-back-from-holiday-post.html) with my boyfriend/partner/hick-man, Andrew, who grounds me for being obsessed with weddings (http://crazywithasideofvanilla.blogspot.ca/2012/02/i-am-22-years-old-and-im-currently.html). I’ve also lit butter on fire in the microwave, had my Christmas tree destroyed by my dog, and unknowingly convinced my friend’s mother that her daughter was a lesbian. Just the everyday happenings of my life.
I probably won’t get any votes since I’m mostly unknown. BUT I’m going to make myself famous through association. That’s right people, I am one of ONLY FOUR blogs followed by Lauren of http://www.filing-jointly.com/! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!
…. Damn it, I’m going to vote for http://www.filing-jointly.com/ too…
Christine! What a lovely comment. Although, you haven’t just made yourself ‘famous’ by association so much as ‘probably ridiculous’ by association.
http://www.crazywithasideofvanilla.blogspot.com most definitely has my vote.
Also Heidi, I just spent like the last two days of my life (I am banished indoors for sunburn-related reasons while on vacation in Cabo) reading through your archives. Your honesty and humor are refreshing. And your superhero son is the cutest.
http://www.filing-jointly.com
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I sanitize my blog because my inlaws read it but I think somehow communicate the ridiculousness that is my mother, my son – and the two combined. I mean, I too am basically out of control and full of vitriol …and easily distracted but that is besides the point. But I think I qualify because I am honest and it’s not porn. Maybe you will hate it. If that is the case, then I hate you too.
Way to go me. I am two days too late.
want another funny blog? you do? super.
http://spanielranch.blogspot.com/?zx=78e94057ee3b30a7
Well I found this competition too late to enter – BUT thankyou thankyou.. I’m a bit of a blogging virgin, still feeling my way around trying to find a position that won’t hurt.. I’m honest and am happy to talk about stupid and embarrassing stuff other people do..I’m a little bit bipolar, little bit psccho, bit more OCD, and a bit fucked in the head, all un-diagnoased by true professionals, just opinions of family..Thankyou for having this competition because now I have found a whole heap of blogs to go visit that won’t all be nappies and tears…..LOVE your WORK ..
http://www.one-too-many.com
Thank you!!!
Hello,
I’m too late too, but what the hell, here’s the link anyway
Lots of swears, and a hell of a lot of penis/vagina mentions. Two people think I’m funny, and they’re both my mum.
http://www.thegamingtramp.com
Most popular articles:
http://thegamingtramp.com/2011/01/16/sex-the-city-the-cause-of-all-human-suffering/
http://thegamingtramp.com/2011/05/14/the-royal-wedding-i-am-all-up-in-dis-bitch/
http://thegamingtramp.com/2010/12/01/dear-itunes/
http://thegamingtramp.com/2010/12/04/scotland-stop-growing-on-me-like-a-fungus/
Hope you like them