I’ve been reading about crazy parenting trends and this one is a doozy: There are pole dancing classes being taught to toddlers as young as three years old!
It’s happening in England at “Make Me Fabulous,” a studio that teaches only pole dancing.
Now, parents would want to take their sweet little darlings to learn pole dancing why?
To learn an early trade? To be taught at a tender age that they should view themselves as sexual beings in a society that will objectify therm and treat them like walking blow up dolls anyway?
It this parental cynicism at its highest?
I doubt it. I think the mothers are dumb a** bitches who think it’s either funny, trendy or cute. A lot like those little girl beauty pageants, but worse.
This pole kit was sold in the toy section and comes with a garter and play money to stuff in it!
It said on the box it’s to: “Unleash the sex kitten inside.”
There are similar classes available in Scotland for children called “Up Yer Pole.” They say it’s for exercise, but I’m not sure why the pole is necessary, you?
What effect will this memory have on their psyches when they’re older and realizes the connotations?
There’s no way a girl is not gonna later look back and see that Mommy put her on the pole as a kidlet and what stripping/pole dancing means.
I’m not coming down on adult strippers, most sex workers were sexually abused or molested as children. But what’s next? Hooker classes for the preschool set?
The people who manufacture poles for children should probably be sued, if you ask me.