My very funny friend Dani over at her awesome blog www.deathbycupcakes01.blogspot.com added eight more titles in the comments section and hers were so funny, I couldn’t resist riffing on them.
The titles are Dani’s and the descriptions beneath them are mine:
1.) The Empire’s Vagina Strikes Back
While Luke takes advanced Jedi training from Yoda played by a green penis in a hoodie robe, his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader’s Dark and Powerful Vagina as part of his plan to capture Luke.
2.) Return of the Jedi’s Vagina
After rescuing Han Solo from the palace of Jabba the Hutt (played by a giant fatty testicle with a face), the Rebels attempt to destroy the Second Death Star, while Luke Skywalker’s Vagina tries to bring his father Darth Vader’s vagina back to the Light Side of the Force.
(Light sabers will be played by glowy penises.)
3.) Private Benjamin’s Vagina
A sheltered young high society woman joins the army on a whim and finds her vagina in a more difficult situation than she or her wootle ever expected.
4.) One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Vagina
5.) Fast Times With Vaginas at Ridgemont High
The heartwarming story of my own vagina in high school.
6.) It’s a Wonderful Vagina
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what life would have been like if vaginas never existed.
It would be dark shit, man.
7.) Nightmare Vagina on Elm St.
A young Johnny Depp is killed by a vicious vagina wearing knives for hands and a striped sweater in his dreams.
8.) Red Vagina at Dawn
This is a movie about what happens to your vagina when you are on your honeymoon in Fiji or when you try to dye your pubes blue.
Any other title ideas? Leave ‘em in the comments. Thank you, Dani, you are a hoot, Chica.