I usually buy all of my fine metal chicken sculpture from Ross Dress For Less. As you’ll see, the rejected models are no Jay Z.
Why is this first one facing backwards? It’s all wrong, if you ask me.
This one is not bad, good try chicken, but it just doesn’t work as art or chicken porn, ya know?
Now not to be rude, but this chicken is just butt ugly. It looks like a pretty good weapon, though.
This is the one I had a mild love affair with when I was in rehab.
Poultry can be sexy. Little known fact about chickens. But true love is not for sale.