Last night I was hungry right before going to bed, so I poured myself a small bowl of this dry cereal. When I woke up this morning, I realized it had spilled when I nodded off into slumber.
Tiny panda puffs were stuck to various places on my body. As I peeled them off and ate them as an early breakfast snack, I got to thinking: What if they are made of bits of real panda?
Because that wouldn’t make it very kid friendly or environmentally correct.
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I agree. Also, how does one certify their puffy panda as ‘organic’? Why are the pandas fanning themselves? Also, why aren’t they eating the cereal? And also, also, also– why are the bits of real panda flavored like peanut butter?!
What’s it taste like? I must know.
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I thought pandas ate celery. It’s good, sweet and lightly peanut butter flavored.
No, no. Pandas eat BAMBOO which is like celery, in that it has no nutritional value.
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Well, this is embarrassing. I was actually thinking of a children’s cartoon called “The Wonder Pets: Save the Panda.” The Wonder Pets always eat celery with everybody.
Haha. Maybe they eat celery, with peanut butter, and that’s why they have peanut butter on the panda bits!
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It’s very green if they only recycle the already dead pandas in the cereal.
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So I had dead pandas stuck to my butt, and then I ate them? That sounds like me.