Last night I was hungry right before going to bed, so I poured myself a small bowl of this dry cereal. When I woke up this morning, I realized it had spilled when I nodded off into slumber.
Tiny panda puffs were stuck to various places on my body. As I peeled them off and ate them as an early breakfast snack, I got to thinking: What if they are made of bits of real panda?
Because that wouldn’t make it very kid friendly or environmentally correct.